Below freezing temperatures
Hostile natives, mutual hatred leading to massacres and genocide
Had to resort to cannibalism to survive winters
Colonization of the U.S.A
Founded "Harvard" or some boring nerdy ass shit like that
Had to bring ugly wife along, only married her to please the family
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